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Two trans 20somethings talk about horror movies! Blair is a longtime fan, and Sara is a new convert to the genre.
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Oct 29, 2018

This week, hosts Blair and Sara give up on pretending not to actually be a Final Destination podcast as they're joined by We Hate Movies's own Chris Cabin to sorta get down to business as we talk about House of Wax (2005)! Come and join us as Blair loses his mind over wax physics, someone finally understands who the hell Sara is talking about, and a polite platter of meat and cheese is enjoyed by all in this fat, juicy hog of a closer to this years Schlocktober. Thank you all for fusing with the Schlocktober in your mind-prisms and welcoming in the new flesh, etc.!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Run With the Wind
NeoScum
The House on Haunted Hill (Netflix series)

Extra special from the bottom of our hearts thanks to Satah for composing our wonderful special intro and outro music for this spooktacular season. We love them the most, no one will ever compare, the rest of you can all give up now and check out more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!!

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Oct 22, 2018

Well shit folks, we've got just one question for you: what if his name was Jason Vore-Hees? This week, our friend Juni joins us to talk about the 2009 reboot of Friday the 13th! Find out exactly why Sara hates Jared Padalecki so much! Also, hey - want some grains?

In addition to this weirdly fun reboot we also discussed Grain Chomping, New Halloween, Dank Doctorates, Bong Disintegration, Murder Logistics, and Too Close to Furry.

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Until Dawn
Venom
V/H/S Franchise

Thanks again to Juni for coming on the show! Find them on twitter @JUNIUS_64, on Mastodon at juni@snouts.online, and listen to them on Barking Points Memo!

Thanks as always to Satah for our intro and outro music - more of their spectacular music can be found at gaygothvibes.online!

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Oct 15, 2018

Join us as we ring in week three of Schlocktober The Third with The Haunting (1999), joined by previous guest and friend of the show Gage! Dive into a world of whimsy, dead babies, and beautiful late 90s CGI as we mostly do really region accurate accents, like, the best Boston accent you've ever heard, we promise.

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Venom (2018)
Zombieland Saga
Jazzpunk

Thank you as always to Satah for our special intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!

Oct 8, 2018

LONG, LONG AGO WE WERE TOLD TALES. TALES OF THIS FORBIDDEN MONTH OF HORROR FILMS, THIS "SCHLOCKTOBER" WHICH NO PERSON HAD MADE IT THROUGH ALIVE. WE'RE HERE TODAY TO TELL YOU: THOSE STORIES WERE TRUE.

And hey! Li'l Clem is back with us, returning to discuss the Michael Myers-less entry in this franchise, Halloween III: Season of the Witch! Follow us as we journey down this all-to-familiar road when all the kids put on a Halloween mask and turn into bugs and snakes. Don't you just hate it when that happens?

The Masc Top Lifestyle, Where Is My Hoverboard?, Doctor Burt Reynolds, Dirt Transformation Sequence, Halloween H2O: Just Add Water, and A Dissection of Rick & Morty.

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Born Ruffians's Red, Yellow & Blue
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind

The Venture Bros.

Thanks again to Clem for joining us - you can find them on Twitter @catboyrights, or on tumblr at powerfisto!

Thanks as always to Satah for our incredible intro/outro music! Check them out at gaygothvibes.online!

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Oct 1, 2018

 SCHLOCKTOBER IS UPON US. SCHLOCKTOBER IS ALL. WE HAVE BEEN SUBSUMED BY THE MIGHT AND POWER OF THE ALL KNOWING SCHLOCKTOBER. DEATH TO FEARBAITING; LONG LIVE THE NEW POD.

*coughs* And, uh, friend of the show Alex Charles is here to pop off the new season with our buddy Dean Winchester in My Bloody Valentine 3D! Join us as we discuss pussy-out looks, Pick-Axe-Man Disease, aaaall of the dimensions, Noobz (2012), eggs, and so much more nonsense!

Big big HUGE shout out and thanks to our very dear friend Satah for mixing us a new intro/outro for the holiday! Check out more of their work at gaygothvibes.online! We love you the most, don't tell our other children.

Sep 24, 2018

On this Schlocktober eve, the ghosts of Schlocktober past have occupied our hosts to make them way, way madder about this movie than it deserves. Join us as we recount Rob Zombie's take on Halloween with potentially misplaced ire, as we ramp up into the monthlong celebration of garbage that is Schlocktober!

In addition to Michael Myers's Second Coming, we also discussed Beerbaiting, Bad Edits, Motives?, Weird Music Selections, and A Schlocktober Preview!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
The original Ace Attorney trilogy
The Paper Chase's Now You Are One Of Us

Vote on Junius's Schlocktober movie here! And make sure you tune in to our first Schlocktober stream on Friday, September 28th!

Thank you as always to Satah for our excellent intro and outro music, their music can be found at gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

Sep 17, 2018

Blair and Sara get a little randy and risqué in this week's episode as we get dick-deep in the wussy (wall-pussy) of Deep Dark! Join us on this psychosexual experience as we cover topics like Best Emo-Rock Operas, Bougie Sports, Wussy Approval, Weekly Scheduled Actor Googling, Art Discourse, and MORE!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Pokemon Moon
Hospice by The Antlers

THANK YOU AS ALWAYS to Satah at gaygothvibes.online for our intro and outro music! We love you!

Sep 10, 2018

Well folks, Schlocktober is on the horizon! Your hosts are settling into a comfortable fall mood with a perfectly serviceable haunted house movie, with James Wan's The Conjuring! Join us as we figure out exactly what was buried on these grounds, and also, bullshit about VHS tapes!

We also discuss: MLM/WLW Solidarity, Nut-Inducing Cinematography, Baby Decapitation, Jumpscare Your Parents, DVD Amnesia, Cool Stoner Thoughts, and Does Carolyn Parenn is Possessed?

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Marvel's Spider-Man
Bark Your Head Off, Dog by Hop Along

Thanks as always to friend of the show Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! Check out their tunes at gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

Sep 4, 2018

This week, we bring back on girlfriend-of-half-of-the-show Sophie to get all up in kinda-sequel kinda-remake kinda-parody???? Evil Dead 2! Join us as we talk about deadite fuckablity, weather cucking, Surprise Joe Pesci and so much more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Gaslight Anthem's The '59 Sound
Revolutionary Girl Utena
Venture Bros.

Aug 27, 2018

Choo choo! We're pulling in to our final Final Destination destination. And you know what that means - Sara doesn't get to write "death is after our hosts again" in the episode descriptions anymore! Let's enjoy some candy windows and water balloon bodies, one last time.

In addition to Final Destination 2, your deathbound hosts also discussed: Cartoons is the Same, The Nun, Schlocktober Inbound, iMac Pricing, and Death's Idiot Bitch Ass.

RECOMMENDATIONS
Chvrches
Being Nice About Lacroix

Thanks as always to Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! Check them out at gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

Aug 20, 2018

 This week, Sara is taking a breakm but Blair brings on Robin Zeno to be complicit in the violence in Funny Games (2007)! Your loss, Sara! Topics include: Brief other-film diversions, Galaxy-Braining, Twinkish Murderboyfriends, Special Tools That Will Help Us Later, and Generally Nerding Out About Horror!

Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!

Aug 13, 2018

Hey, Sara's back from her depression diversion! Her void vacation! Her sadness sabbatical! She's back and ready to talk about death chasing down her and Blair, yet again - somehow, the reaper hasn't managed to catch up with these two idiots. Anyways, hope you like Glenn Howerton!

In addition to this teen death romp, we also discussed: Burnout Breaks, UHM Rumors, Final Destinalien Covenant, CLEAR???, Glenn Howerton's Writing Foibles, Kanye Schrek, and The Most Pre-911 Movie Ever.

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Flywrench
Good Omens

Thanks as always to Satah for their incredible intro/outro music!! Check out their stuff at gaygothvibes.online!

Support the show on Patreon!

Aug 6, 2018

This week, returning guest joins us again to talk with Blair about found footage trashfire Grave Encounters! We cover topics such as: Data Rockstars, Counting As Punishment?, Off-brand Zak Bagans, Leatherface, Wall Construction, and MORE!!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Hole Down
Until the Horror Goes by John Congleton and the Nighty Nites

Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online.

Jul 30, 2018

 This week, Blair brings on previous guest and friend of the show Rinks back on to hail gay Satan and talk about The Blackcoat's Daughter! We talk about A24 As A Genre, Weekend Mistakes, Lesbian Horror Movies, Satan As A Genre, and more! 

RECOMMENDATIONS:
FX's Fargo
HBO's Sharp Objects

Thanks as always to Satah for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their music at gaygothvibes.online!

Jul 23, 2018

Be careful what you wish for... because Blair and Sara might actually talk about Wish Upon for the next fifty minutes! So face the consequences of your actions and join us this week as we talk about fuckable slender men, monkey paws and genie curses, off-screen gore, morally questionable decisions, and all sorts of other wacky hijinks!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Hollow Knight
Mindhunter

Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!

Jul 16, 2018

Folks, strap in for this one: we say the word "stussy" a lot. It's Videodrome! Long live the new flesh!

We also discussed DINO DNA, The Technodrome, B.o.B. vs. Neil deGrasse Tyson, Robert Pattinson's 9/11 Romance, APART-ment, and The Saga of Tiger Girl Fat Pussy.

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Secret Little Haven

Thanks as always to Satah for our phenomenal intro/outro music! Check out their stuff at gaygothvibes.online!!

Support us on Patreon!

Jul 9, 2018

 Who's ready for some biting political discourse in the form of a horror movie! Well, uh, in that case, maybe look elsewhere, because this week, your hosts Blair and Sara are joined by friend of the show Kit to talk about The Purge: Election Year! Topics include: The stuff in pink lemonade that makes it pink, Murder????, Fuckable SJW Hillary Clinton, A whoooole lotta nothing, Maybe Religion is Bad????????, and much more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Stiff by Mary Roach
Hanebado!
Spelunky

Thanks as always to Satah for our intro and outro music!

Jul 2, 2018

HEADS UP: While our show is always NSFW, this episode is particularly so. It's....well, ribald, moreso than we normally are. Just letting you know ahead of time!

Well folks, it's been 11 days in June and we're dealing with the heat death of the universe. Stay frosty out there! In Blair's absence, because he's off beating the heat on the water, we've got friend of the show Maxie on to talk about The Evil Dead! Join us as we finally complete the conversion to 

In addition to Bruce Cambell's Chin Adventure, we also discussed Impulse Shaming, Scotty 2 Hotty, Thorny on Main, Woodbending, CW: Maxie, Waluevil Dead, and The Benefits of Red Hand.

Check out Maxie on tumblr (maxiesatanofficial), twitter (@MaxieSatan), or at bandcamp (pastelhandgrenade)!

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Jun 18, 2018

This week, Blair and Sara bring on long time friend-of-Sara Gage to celebrate Father's Day with the 1989 adaptation of the Stephen King novel Pet Sematary!

Jun 15, 2018

SPOILERS ABOUND! Blair and Sara watched Hereditary and are going to spoil the shit outta it while it's still in theaters! We're both pretty day drunk so buckle up for the most informed, nuanced, and articulate analysis of this A24-ass film!

Thanks as always to Satah Cameron for our intro and outro music! Find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!

Jun 11, 2018

Please, for the love of god, let this be the one to make it. I've written this episode description hundreds of times and I am so, so tired. Please, god. We have talked about beer so many fucking times and I am sick of it. Anyways, we watched Happy Death Day, and had a blast! Let's hope we don't reset this day because, god, I keep waking up after 2 hours of sleep.

In addition to the cyclical nature of time, we also discuss Alcohol Flexing, Vague Hereditary Discussions, Michael Caine's Salad Fingers, Predictive Text Fearbaiting, and Groundhog Day Triggers.

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Hereditary
Hotel Artemis

Make sure to tune in for our spoiler cast on Hereditary later this week!

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Jun 4, 2018

Come one, come all, to see Blair and Sara hash it out, bracket-style, over which movie was the best one we watched last year for our 100th episode spectacular! Will blood be shed? The past reflected on? Darlings, killed? Friendships, lost???? Probably not that last one, but only by tuning in can you find out!

Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music. You can find more of their work here and support their Patreon here.

Support the show on Patreon!

May 28, 2018

Well shit y'all, it's a scorcher out there! Let's stay inside and watch a love letter to the yeerks, from Animorphs! Nathan Fillion is here for Slither!

In addition to the yeerks fan-film, we also discussed the Heat Wave, Lars Von Pee-er, Chabillionaire, A Jeff Daniels You Can Fuck, and The Return of Paul!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
A Place Further Than the Universe
Solo: A Star Wars Story

Thanks as always to Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! Check out their stuff at gaygothvibes.online!!

Support us on Patreon!

May 21, 2018

Well folks, it's been a wiiiild two years! Thanks for sticking through us through thick, thin, and everything in-between! As a celebration, we've decided to take on a movie that Sara was to scared to watch back when we started this thing: Lake Mungo!

In addition to this very scary film about trauma, we also discussed Sara's Move, The Minecraft Movie, Backwards Driving, The Lake House, and Nicole Kidman!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Megalobox
Christopher Eccleston's run on Doctor Who

Thanks as always to Satah for their incredible intro/outro music, check out their stuff at gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

May 14, 2018

The dynamic duo is split again, after only a week of reunion, but worry not! Blair brought friend of the show Jasmine along with him to talk about the 2008 Spanish movie Timecrimes! Topics include: tabletop nonsense, computer whoopsies, the expected amount of time based shenanigans, Abraham Lincoln headcanons, and loads more!

RECOMMEDATIONS:
Testarossa by Yoni & Geti
A Ghost Story

Thanks as always to Satah for our intro and outro! Find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online 

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