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Two trans 20somethings talk about horror movies! Blair is a longtime fan, and Sara is a new convert to the genre.
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May 21, 2018

Well folks, it's been a wiiiild two years! Thanks for sticking through us through thick, thin, and everything in-between! As a celebration, we've decided to take on a movie that Sara was to scared to watch back when we started this thing: Lake Mungo!

In addition to this very scary film about trauma, we also discussed Sara's Move, The Minecraft Movie, Backwards Driving, The Lake House, and Nicole Kidman!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Megalobox
Christopher Eccleston's run on Doctor Who

Thanks as always to Satah for their incredible intro/outro music, check out their stuff at gaygothvibes.online!

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May 14, 2018

The dynamic duo is split again, after only a week of reunion, but worry not! Blair brought friend of the show Jasmine along with him to talk about the 2008 Spanish movie Timecrimes! Topics include: tabletop nonsense, computer whoopsies, the expected amount of time based shenanigans, Abraham Lincoln headcanons, and loads more!

RECOMMEDATIONS:
Testarossa by Yoni & Geti
A Ghost Story

Thanks as always to Satah for our intro and outro! Find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online 

May 7, 2018

 Guess who's back, bitches! After four long months of hiatus, Blair's come out the other end of graduating college Cum Lord and has... a few interesting things to divulge to the listening audience. But before any of that! This week we shuffled through the archives of 2017 to find a movie both worth our attention and worth Blair's return and pulled out... The Bye Bye Man. This crazy-making movie inspires topics such as: Goth Legitimacy, Plot Contrivances, Erotic Maggots, Misused Character Actors, and much more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Moral Orel
My Hero Academia
Getting Out Of Your House (Because If You Break Your Leg You're Going To Be House Bound For A Month And A Half)

Thanks as always to Satah for our intro and outro music!

Apr 30, 2018

Folks, Blair went out in the woods again, and he shacked up with a couple of weird but kind hillbillies. Some teens are trying to kill them and save him, or something? I dunno, his reception was kinda bad when she called, so I can't say for sure. Anyways, honorary lesbian of the show Brooks Oglesby joined us again to grace our ears with his bastard words! This time, for Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil!

In addition to Misunderstandings: The Movie, we also discussed Pacific Rimjob, Avengers Spoilers, Shart Story, Ben Stiller Retrospective, Robert DeNiro's Milk Fabrications, Whitford V. Kaluuya, and Bastussy.

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Shadows of a Setting Sun
Subsurface Circular

As always, thank you to Satah for our incredible intro/outro music. Check out their stuff at gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

Apr 23, 2018

Well, Blair had to go home for a few weeks to deal with his parents, and the last text he sent me indicated something about ghosts being there? And apparently he's got a sitcom-esque will-they-won't-they relationship with a former classmate of his. Weird stuff! Anyways, this week, our friend Bee came around to talk about Matthew Gray Gubler's Suburban Gothic!

In addition to Ghost Cum: The Movie, we also discussed Bully Rewards, Garbage Camouflage, Kissinger Clone, 80's Ghost, Transfomers Lies, and Pest Negotiations.

RECOMMENDATIONS:
She-Hulk
Lumberjanes

Check out Bee on twitter.com/Sprite__Pepsi!

Check Lulu out on In Pursuit of Passions!

Sorry about the weird audio this week - couldn't fix it in post.

Our intro/outro music was composed by Satah! Check out their music at gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

Apr 16, 2018

Folks, Blair disappeared into some hotel in NYC and has just been living his own personal hell ever since then? Or at least that's what he told me last time we talked. I don't really know. Anyways, good friend of the show Alek has returned to talk about 1408 with us! Yay, spooky hotels!

In addition to John Cusack's Haunted Mansion, we also discussed Alek's Petting Zoo, Best Worst Memes, A Bad Emoji, Mom Shoutouts, Alternate Endings, and Fucking 1408.

RECCOMENDATIONS:
Kingdom Hearts
Minit

Check out Alek on twitter.com/alek214!

Thanks as always to friend of the show Satah for the excellent intro/outro song! Check out their music at gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

Apr 10, 2018

Listener beware, you're in for a scare! By which I mean that Lulu is back, and here to describe, in gruesome detail, what happened to her leg! Trust us, it's nasty. If you don't wanna sit through that, go ahead and skip from about 1:30 to 6:30.

Anyways, that aside, Lulu is back from her tenure as a broken human! She's on the mend, but is nowhere to be found. He was last seen boarding a plane to South Korea, and I think I heard him mention something about a chemical agent? Weird. Anyways, girlfriend of the show Sophie (@estrogenliker on twitter) joined us to talk about the Korean monster-comedy (momedy?) The Host!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Monthly Girls Nozaki-Kun
A Place Further Than the Universe
Mother

Sorry about Sophie's audio at the end! We fixed it as best we could, so hopefully it's still audible.

Thanks as always to Satah for their excellent intro/outro music! Check out their tunes here!

Support us on Patreon!

Mar 28, 2018

 This week, Blair is back and stepping in for Luna to talk about Ginger Snaps 2 with Luca! It's a wild, furry ride, with topics ranging from Booty Mouths to Burning Grandma to Questionable Ethics to Sagely Advice, and much more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Monster Pulse
The Good Place

Luca can be found on twitter @minervasden

Intro/Outro courtesy of People You Meet Outside of Bars

Mar 19, 2018

Hey folks! Sorry we missed last week, Lulu was off stopping Blair from killing all the boys in his hometown. Some weird succubus thing or whatever - anyways, that's mostly taken care of now, but unfortunately Blair is still recovering from the exorcism, so he won't be back until next week. Sorry! In his stead, we got Lauren, cohost of Henry Kissinger is Pokemon GOing to Die (Not a Threat, Just a Fact) to join us to talk about Jennifer's Body!

In addition to the most Diablo Cody script ever, we also discussed Gamer Moms, A Funny Gay, Is Juno Good?, A Mistimed 420, Love Simone, and Mean Girls but Gayer.

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Log Horizon
Mad Max: Fury Road

Check out Lauren on twitter.com/lleblanc_ and runthegems.tumblr.com!

Thank you as always to Satah for their incredible intro/outro music - please check out their work at gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

Mar 5, 2018

Well, bad news, Blair became a cop. Worse news, he went to some weird island off the coast of Ireland trying to hunt down some missing girl, and there's this big effigy of him they've made? Weird, weird stuff! Anyways, in his absence, we got friend of the show (and friend at the table) Andi Clare to chat about The Wicker Man! No, not the Cage one, the original.

In addition to The Wicker Man, we also discussed Boss Baby Sweep, Game Fucks, Ass Peyote, Oscar Chatter, Tai Lopez's Tinder Fun, Indi Go Go!, and Future Bloodborne Podcasts.

Check out Andi on twitter, Friends at the Table, and Emojidrome!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Donvan Wolfington's Waves
Bloodborne

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Feb 26, 2018

Well, we cloned Blair, which was probably a mistake to begin with. Anyways, 7 of his clones got fucked up and the 8th is currently fighting a buuuunch of aliens out in space, so he's gonna be busy for another week. Anyways, we got our friend Patrick to talk about Alien Resurrection! It sure as hell ain't good, but it's gay, which might be enough? Find out!

In addition to the worst Alien film, we also discussed The Problems With Dave and Buster's, ABC: Aliens Be Cressurection, Bullet Physics, The Kaluuyaverse, My Name is Purvis, Post-Race Racism, All Xenomorphs Are Queens, and Somebody's Gotta Be Brooks!

Check out Patrick on Twitter and Tumblr!

Thanks as always to Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! Check their music out here!

Support us on Patreon!

Feb 19, 2018

Well guys, we lost Blair again this week, somehow! He was supposed to be here, but he lied down to take a nap, and now we can't find him. The bed burped, though, so that's weird. Anyways, in his absence, friend of the show Fallon has chosen to join us for the best worst movie we've watched yet - Death Bed: The Bed that Eats! Also, we didn't learn our lesson the last time we did a drunkcast, so we got fucked up before this podcast! Whoops!

We also discussed Top Quality Booze, Weenie Greenies, New Hellraiser, A Sweeney Todd Gay, Lulu's Anime Voice, P'zone Hairs, Sad Dog Facts, Dog Pogs, Pillow Princesses, and a dive into Fallon's DA history!

Sorry that Fallon's audio got kinda gunked up at the end - not entirely sure what happened, did my best to sort it out!

Check out Fallon on Twitter, Tumblr, and DeviantART! Also, check them out on Dungeons and Lesbians!

Thanks as always to Satah for our excellent intro/outro theme! Check out their art here!

Support us on Patreon!

Feb 11, 2018

Hey guys! Blair was supposed to be back this week, but she got possessed by a demon. She'll be fine, but it's just gonna take a little while for this Father Karras guy to get him out of her. She'll be right as rain in no time! In the meantime, our friend Devin joined us to talk about The Last Exorcism!

We also discussed Lulu's New Bestseller, Bullet Journalism, Young Fears, Larry the Cable Guy Colon Health Inspector, The World's Most Racist Name, Sweet Egg Nut, Ovipositor Nut, and Satan's Weed Stash.

Thanks as always to our friend Satah for our theme song, check out their music!

Support us on Patreon!

For reference: Poncho's Beardie Boobs

Feb 5, 2018

Well, bad news guys - Blair's been dead for the last, like, 100 years. So has our friend Michael! Anyways, it's the anniversary, so Michael's back among the living for a little while, and he decided to record a podcast with us! Where we watched John Carpenter's The Fog! Blair's ghost will come back eventually, I'm sure.

In addition to a poor synopsis of The Fog, we also provide MagicChat, Deep Blue Sea 2, Live Ghosts, Our First Joke, Respect Overdose, and The Good Numbers.

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Celeste
King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard + Mild High Club

Check out Michael on Tumblr and Twitter!

Intro/outro music courtesy of our friend Satah!

Support us on Patreon!

Jan 29, 2018

Well guys, bad news - we lost Blair. But she left us some weird movies she made? And not to put her on blast, but they're kinda poorly made. There's also a weird dude without a face and he's in a suit in the background sometimes, which is really kinda scary. Hope she's okay! While we analyze these tapes, we brought on friend of the show Ashley to talk about the first season of Marble Hornets!

In addition to these Slenderman tapes, we discuss Anime Update, Awful Driver's Ed, Covers Chat, Dating Sim Expose, and all the creepypasta discussions you could ever possibly want out of Fearbaiting!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Celeste
One Day at a Time
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Check out Ashley on Twitter, Tumblr, and on Audio Entropy!

Thanks to Satah for our excellent intro/outro song! Check out their music!

Support us on Patreon!

Jan 22, 2018

Well folks, the (temporary) loss of Blair was a little too much for Luna to handle on her own, so she brought in a pair of guests to assist her! Eva (former guest) and Ken (fresh face) are here, starting off the gauntlet of guests we've got coming up! Luna brought them along to watch some old VHS tapes in her house! Where'd she get them? Don't worry about it - it's time for V/H/S!

We also discussed Tattoo Chat, Anime Update, The Bye Bye Man, Fraggle Cocks (Again), Fear Itself, and DadParty.mp4.

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Bound
Sanrio Boys
Tomie

Check out Eva and Ken on their twitters!

Thanks as always to our friend Satah for the incredible theme song - check out their music here!

Support us on Patreon!

Jan 15, 2018

Well folks, it's time to say goodbye to Blair (for like four months), because she found herself roped into a weird cult that nobody can really describe? It's totally fine, don't worry about it. She said she'll be back in just 4 months! Anyways, before she left, we watched The Void!

In addition to this 80's throwback, we also discussed: Blair's Teary(?) Goodbye, Collegechat, A Brief Scott Pilgrim Aside, Luna's Time Proposal, An Open Letter To Film Editors, and Cult Desires.

Recommendations:
POP TEAM EPIC
Rilo Kiley's The Execution of All Things

Support us on Patreon!

Jan 9, 2018

 This week, your hosts get deep in that clussy as we discuss It (2017)! Topics include AGDQ, astral podcasting, the sonic experience of mucus, and monster excitement.

RECOMMENDATIONS:
The Shape of Water
My Friends And I Were Granted Three Wishes By A Cat Goddess And I Swear I Got Distracted When My Turn Came Around

Jan 1, 2018

Hey folks! Welcome to the first podcast ever released in 2018! We're so happy to be awarded this distinction, considering we are also the only podcast now. Sorry, but all your others vanished mysteriously in a cabin up in the woods. Something about some tunnel of light? Yeah, I dunno either. Anyways, we watched The Corridor, and it was better than expected!

In addition to Dreamcatche-I mean, The Corridor, we also discussed Snowboarding Chat, Pseudonym Malarky, A Year in Review, Topical Nosebleeds, and Just How Damn Generic All These Names Are!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Danganronpa
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Intro/outro music courtesy of our friend Satah! Check out their music here!

Support us on Patreon!

Dec 20, 2017

 Your hosts are back at it again this week, slurping up that good good horror movie comfort food that is the Final Destination franchise. Topics include: lesbian communes, Grinchdick, communist affirmations, young, dumb, and full of cum, plot contrivances, logic contrivances, and soooo much more!

Support us on Patreon!

Dec 12, 2017

It's a truly groundbreaking story told by Disney, in which neither princess goes home with a prince and it's just about the bond between two sisters. Join us this week as we talk about the seminal animated classic, Frozen! We'll talk about all the songs, recount our favorite jok-hm? Oh, what's that? ......folks, I've been informed that our movie this week is a DIFFERENT Frozen, about some asshole college kids stuck on a ski lift. Whatever, sure, that works too.

Sorry this is a short one, we're both sick as shit!

In addition to powder-covered mountains, we also discussed Patreon Changes, Chekov's Pisspants and Some Shouting!

RATINGS: On a scale of zero to 5 pisspants, our hosts gave it a whopping 1 pisspant.

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Observer
Food Wishes

Intro/outro music courtesy of our friend Satah! Check out their music here!

Support us on Patreon!

Dec 4, 2017

Sorry we said Dog Cum so much.

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Murder on the Orient Express
of hospitals by children eating birds
Orphan Black

Intro/outro music courtesy of friend of the show Satah! Check out their music here!

Check out Matt on tumblr, Twitter, and his podcast Elite Full Restore!

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Nov 28, 2017

Hey folks! We're trapped in a weird array of cubes, any chance you could help us out? Watch your step, some of 'em are trapped - Paul ate shit on a spike a few rooms back. Anyways, pull up a chair, let's sit down and talk about Cube! Join us as we get into the kitchen, talk to mom, and say some of the worst words we've ever said on this podcast!

In addition to the boxy hell that is Cube, we also discussed Chef Luna (here's her recipe!), Dax Shepardverse, Horrible Cunnilingus Analogies (PLEASE SKIP), Crapitalism, Sans Undertale, Kid Nation, and Robofuckin!

RATINGS:
On a scale of zero to five cubes, our hosts both gave this movie a true should-shrugging 3/5 cubes.

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Land of the Lustrous
Solitary (Season 1 Only)

Support us on Patreon!

Intro/outro music courtesy of friend of the show Satah! Check out their music here!

Nov 21, 2017

Friend of the show Saf has decided to join us to discuss the most esoteric and heartfelt gorefest that we may have ever seen, in our lives? Anyways a bus full of people get sliced in half hamburger-style and it's incredibly good. Let's talk about it!

Also, thanks for sticking with us through this rough release schedule as of late, we've been living hectic experiences for the past while, but we should be all set in a few weeks' time! Thanks for your patience - y'all are the best. Additionally, sorry for the bad audio quality, we had to record via a backup. Back on good audio next week!

We also discussed The Only Lesbian Top, Luna's Big Announcement, Ghost Ship'd, A Great M83 Joke, The Mandela Effect, A Long Anime Chat, The Matrix But On A Racetrack, and  Another Fucking Incel/Volcel/Nofap Discussion.

RATINGS:
On a scale of 0 to 5 Boar-Headed Backflips, each host gave this movie a hard 5.

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Casino Royale
Another
Romaplasm

Check out Saf on twitter, tumblr, and instagram!

Support us on Patreon!

Nov 13, 2017

Hey, you wanna come out to an isolated place in the woods and film your favorite podcast hosts again? Well good news, we've got $1,000 and a sharp knife for you! Unrelated, we watched Creep 2 this week, and it was extremely good! Join us on this journey!

In addition to Creep 2, your hosts also discussed Spam Defense, A Special Announcement, Smoothie Chat, Our Types, Daaron, The Ultimate Comedy of Describing Vines, and Some Rankings!

RATINGS: On a scale of zero to 5 Saras Which Love Their Juicy Fruit, your hosts had the following to say:
LUNA: 4.5 - no, 5 out of 5 Saras.
BLAIR: Full 5.

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Getting drunk with your friends and watching a classic horror movie
SPAM

Support us on Patreon!

Intro/outro music courtesy of our friend Satah! Check out their music here!

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